1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,510 Welcome to the daily show on this 2 00:00:03,510 --> 00:00:03,520 Welcome to the daily show on this 3 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,510 Welcome to the daily show on this beautiful spring day. My name is John. 4 00:00:05,510 --> 00:00:05,520 beautiful spring day. My name is John. 5 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:07,909 beautiful spring day. My name is John. We have a great show for you tonight, a 6 00:00:07,909 --> 00:00:07,919 We have a great show for you tonight, a 7 00:00:07,919 --> 00:00:09,830 We have a great show for you tonight, a great show. Later on, I'll be talking to 8 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:09,840 great show. Later on, I'll be talking to 9 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,629 great show. Later on, I'll be talking to uh peace activists Aziz Abu Sarah and 10 00:00:12,629 --> 00:00:12,639 uh peace activists Aziz Abu Sarah and 11 00:00:12,639 --> 00:00:16,790 uh peace activists Aziz Abu Sarah and Meos Inan. They are a Palestinian and an 12 00:00:16,790 --> 00:00:16,800 Meos Inan. They are a Palestinian and an 13 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,550 Meos Inan. They are a Palestinian and an Israeli who traveled their homeland and 14 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:20,560 Israeli who traveled their homeland and 15 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:23,189 Israeli who traveled their homeland and uh I assume uh walked into a bar with 16 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:23,199 uh I assume uh walked into a bar with 17 00:00:23,199 --> 00:00:26,470 uh I assume uh walked into a bar with the Pope. 18 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:26,480 19 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,470 Honestly, it is an it's an incredible 20 00:00:28,470 --> 00:00:28,480 Honestly, it is an it's an incredible 21 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,669 Honestly, it is an it's an incredible book about two men touched by tragedy 22 00:00:31,669 --> 00:00:31,679 book about two men touched by tragedy 23 00:00:31,679 --> 00:00:34,389 book about two men touched by tragedy who try to rise above this conflict to 24 00:00:34,389 --> 00:00:34,399 who try to rise above this conflict to 25 00:00:34,399 --> 00:00:37,670 who try to rise above this conflict to find reconciliation and healing. It's a 26 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:37,680 find reconciliation and healing. It's a 27 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,990 find reconciliation and healing. It's a message of compassion shared by many in 28 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:40,000 message of compassion shared by many in 29 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,389 message of compassion shared by many in the world today, including Chicago born, 30 00:00:42,389 --> 00:00:42,399 the world today, including Chicago born, 31 00:00:42,399 --> 00:00:49,350 the world today, including Chicago born, Villanova educated Pope Leo I 14th. 32 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:49,360 33 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,029 Let those who have the power to unleash 34 00:00:51,029 --> 00:00:51,039 Let those who have the power to unleash 35 00:00:51,039 --> 00:00:54,630 Let those who have the power to unleash wars choose peace. Not a piece imposed 36 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:54,640 wars choose peace. Not a piece imposed 37 00:00:54,640 --> 00:01:00,470 wars choose peace. Not a piece imposed by force, but through dialogue. 38 00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:00,480 39 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,630 >> Look who became pope and suddenly became 40 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:02,640 >> Look who became pope and suddenly became 41 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:10,630 >> Look who became pope and suddenly became too good for English. 42 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:10,640 43 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,870 But still a beautiful compassionate 44 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:12,880 But still a beautiful compassionate 45 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,390 But still a beautiful compassionate message that I cannot imagine anyone 46 00:01:16,390 --> 00:01:16,400 message that I cannot imagine anyone 47 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,070 message that I cannot imagine anyone really 48 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:18,080 really 49 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,510 really anyone 50 00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:21,520 51 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,270 anyone I can't think of. It does not 52 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:25,280 anyone I can't think of. It does not 53 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:29,749 anyone I can't think of. It does not come into my brain that anyone in the 54 00:01:29,749 --> 00:01:29,759 come into my brain that anyone in the 55 00:01:29,759 --> 00:01:31,749 come into my brain that anyone in the world 56 00:01:31,749 --> 00:01:31,759 world 57 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:35,910 world hearing the Pope's message of peace will 58 00:01:35,910 --> 00:01:35,920 hearing the Pope's message of peace will 59 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,789 hearing the Pope's message of peace will have some kind of a weird problem with 60 00:01:38,789 --> 00:01:38,799 have some kind of a weird problem with 61 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:39,670 have some kind of a weird problem with it. 62 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:39,680 it. 63 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,749 it. >> Overnight, President Trump lashing out 64 00:01:41,749 --> 00:01:41,759 >> Overnight, President Trump lashing out 65 00:01:41,759 --> 00:01:44,310 >> Overnight, President Trump lashing out at Pope Leo on Truth Social, calling the 66 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:44,320 at Pope Leo on Truth Social, calling the 67 00:01:44,320 --> 00:02:02,950 at Pope Leo on Truth Social, calling the first American Pope weak and a loser. 68 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:02,960 69 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,749 I am really starting to sour on this 70 00:02:05,749 --> 00:02:05,759 I am really starting to sour on this 71 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:12,150 I am really starting to sour on this president. 72 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:12,160 73 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,670 A MAN, WHAT IS GOING through Trump's 74 00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:15,680 A MAN, WHAT IS GOING through Trump's 75 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:18,390 A MAN, WHAT IS GOING through Trump's mind? What what did the what the Pope 76 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:18,400 mind? What what did the what the Pope 77 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:22,630 mind? What what did the what the Pope say? HE WANTS WHAT? DIALOGUE, PEACE. He 78 00:02:22,630 --> 00:02:22,640 say? HE WANTS WHAT? DIALOGUE, PEACE. He 79 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,390 say? HE WANTS WHAT? DIALOGUE, PEACE. He wants to choose the noblelest 80 00:02:24,390 --> 00:02:24,400 wants to choose the noblelest 81 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,710 wants to choose the noblelest aspirations of mankind to show humanity 82 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:26,720 aspirations of mankind to show humanity 83 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,070 aspirations of mankind to show humanity at its greatest articulation. 84 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:30,080 at its greatest articulation. 85 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,750 at its greatest articulation. That loser, 86 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:33,760 87 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,630 that guy's a loser. 88 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:36,640 that guy's a loser. 89 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:39,670 that guy's a loser. That guy who died and made him Oh, I'm 90 00:02:39,670 --> 00:02:39,680 That guy who died and made him Oh, I'm 91 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,430 That guy who died and made him Oh, I'm sorry. 92 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:41,440 sorry. 93 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,470 sorry. Oh. Oh, that's who died. Okay. Oh, 94 00:02:44,470 --> 00:02:44,480 Oh. Oh, that's who died. Okay. Oh, 95 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,990 Oh. Oh, that's who died. Okay. Oh, really? There was a vote. White smoke. 96 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:46,000 really? There was a vote. White smoke. 97 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,070 really? There was a vote. White smoke. Interesting. Fair enough. Interesting. 98 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:48,080 Interesting. Fair enough. Interesting. 99 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,589 Interesting. Fair enough. Interesting. Hold on. Yeah, I'm gonna have to call 100 00:02:49,589 --> 00:02:49,599 Hold on. Yeah, I'm gonna have to call 101 00:02:49,599 --> 00:02:53,509 Hold on. Yeah, I'm gonna have to call you back. Okay. 102 00:02:53,509 --> 00:02:53,519 103 00:02:53,519 --> 00:02:55,910 And look, 104 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:55,920 And look, 105 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,430 And look, President Trump, I I I know the 106 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:57,440 President Trump, I I I know the 107 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,630 President Trump, I I I know the Vatican's been critical of your 108 00:02:58,630 --> 00:02:58,640 Vatican's been critical of your 109 00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:59,990 Vatican's been critical of your policies, but you got to remember that 110 00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:00,000 policies, but you got to remember that 111 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,390 policies, but you got to remember that at the end of the day, you and the 112 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:02,400 at the end of the day, you and the 113 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:06,390 at the end of the day, you and the Catholic Church both both historically 114 00:03:06,390 --> 00:03:06,400 Catholic Church both both historically 115 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,790 Catholic Church both both historically care deeply about the same thing, 116 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:08,800 care deeply about the same thing, 117 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,550 care deeply about the same thing, covering up sex scandals. 118 00:03:12,550 --> 00:03:12,560 covering up sex scandals. 119 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:20,790 covering up sex scandals. You both 120 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:20,800 121 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,309 By the way, Trump's comments about the 122 00:03:22,309 --> 00:03:22,319 By the way, Trump's comments about the 123 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:24,630 By the way, Trump's comments about the Pope upset a lot of people of Christian 124 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:24,640 Pope upset a lot of people of Christian 125 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:28,470 Pope upset a lot of people of Christian faith. But please don't worry, it gets 126 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:28,480 faith. But please don't worry, it gets 127 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:29,589 faith. But please don't worry, it gets worse. 128 00:03:29,589 --> 00:03:29,599 worse. 129 00:03:29,599 --> 00:03:31,910 worse. >> In a separate social media message, the 130 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:31,920 >> In a separate social media message, the 131 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,229 >> In a separate social media message, the president shared an image of himself in 132 00:03:34,229 --> 00:03:34,239 president shared an image of himself in 133 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:36,470 president shared an image of himself in a religious scene that appears to depict 134 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:36,480 a religious scene that appears to depict 135 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:40,390 a religious scene that appears to depict Trump as Jesus. 136 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:40,400 137 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:58,869 >> Oh my god. 138 00:03:58,869 --> 00:03:58,879 139 00:03:58,879 --> 00:04:01,750 Wait, the the guy in the bed. Can I just 140 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:01,760 Wait, the the guy in the bed. Can I just 141 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:11,190 Wait, the the guy in the bed. Can I just Are you 142 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:11,200 143 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:37,030 Am 144 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:37,040 145 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:43,670 am I Okay. 146 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:43,680 147 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,390 What the 148 00:04:46,390 --> 00:04:46,400 What the 149 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:50,710 What the Wait, what? How did 150 00:04:50,710 --> 00:04:50,720 Wait, what? How did 151 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,590 Wait, what? How did I I mean, look, I know I don't have the 152 00:04:53,590 --> 00:04:53,600 I I mean, look, I know I don't have the 153 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,990 I I mean, look, I know I don't have the vigor and spunk of my MTV days, 154 00:04:57,990 --> 00:04:58,000 vigor and spunk of my MTV days, 155 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,710 vigor and spunk of my MTV days, but I didn't know we were here already. 156 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:02,720 but I didn't know we were here already. 157 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,469 but I didn't know we were here already. I didn't realize my look had reached. 158 00:05:06,469 --> 00:05:06,479 I didn't realize my look had reached. 159 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:07,590 I didn't realize my look had reached. Look. 160 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:07,600 Look. 161 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:11,670 Look. leper territory. 162 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:11,680 163 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,430 I mean, 164 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:13,440 I mean, 165 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,029 I mean, from the picture, it looks like it was 166 00:05:15,029 --> 00:05:15,039 from the picture, it looks like it was 167 00:05:15,039 --> 00:05:20,629 from the picture, it looks like it was touch and go with me for a while. 168 00:05:20,629 --> 00:05:20,639 169 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:22,550 But thank God, in my time of need, I was 170 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:22,560 But thank God, in my time of need, I was 171 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,710 But thank God, in my time of need, I was surrounded by family. Uh, 172 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:26,720 surrounded by family. Uh, 173 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,110 surrounded by family. Uh, there's my darling wife, Amy Lynn, hands 174 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:29,120 there's my darling wife, Amy Lynn, hands 175 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,590 there's my darling wife, Amy Lynn, hands clasped in prayer. 176 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:31,600 clasped in prayer. 177 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:36,230 clasped in prayer. My brother, Sergeant Chisel Jaw. 178 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:36,240 My brother, Sergeant Chisel Jaw. 179 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,909 My brother, Sergeant Chisel Jaw. Oh, look in the back. There's There's 180 00:05:37,909 --> 00:05:37,919 Oh, look in the back. There's There's 181 00:05:37,919 --> 00:05:41,430 Oh, look in the back. There's There's Papy Joe. 182 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:41,440 183 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,270 He and I stormed the capital together, 184 00:05:43,270 --> 00:05:43,280 He and I stormed the capital together, 185 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:47,590 He and I stormed the capital together, me and Papy Joe. 186 00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:47,600 187 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,150 And up at the top there, there's the 188 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:50,160 And up at the top there, there's the 189 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,270 And up at the top there, there's the eagle that delivers my mail. And 190 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:53,280 eagle that delivers my mail. And 191 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,350 eagle that delivers my mail. And apparently the lead singer of Guir is in 192 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:55,360 apparently the lead singer of Guir is in 193 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,710 apparently the lead singer of Guir is in the middle of there. 194 00:05:58,710 --> 00:05:58,720 the middle of there. 195 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,909 the middle of there. If you look at the just the bottom 196 00:05:59,909 --> 00:05:59,919 If you look at the just the bottom 197 00:05:59,919 --> 00:06:01,830 If you look at the just the bottom there, it looks like there's a just a 198 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:01,840 there, it looks like there's a just a 199 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,870 there, it looks like there's a just a guy's hand. 200 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:04,880 guy's hand. 201 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,909 guy's hand. Not mine, just some other guy's hand. 202 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:07,919 Not mine, just some other guy's hand. 203 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:09,510 Not mine, just some other guy's hand. Seems to be taking advantage of my 204 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:09,520 Seems to be taking advantage of my 205 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:13,350 Seems to be taking advantage of my infirmity to 206 00:06:13,350 --> 00:06:13,360 207 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:18,150 touch my penis. I don't know why. 208 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:18,160 209 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,990 This is freaking me the out. 210 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:22,000 This is freaking me the out. 211 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,830 This is freaking me the out. You know, the whole thing happening 212 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:23,840 You know, the whole thing happening 213 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,749 You know, the whole thing happening outside the watchful eye of daytime 214 00:06:25,749 --> 00:06:25,759 outside the watchful eye of daytime 215 00:06:25,759 --> 00:06:29,110 outside the watchful eye of daytime fireworks. You know, I'm just glad that 216 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:29,120 fireworks. You know, I'm just glad that 217 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:34,469 fireworks. You know, I'm just glad that Jesus Trump brought his healing orb. 218 00:06:34,469 --> 00:06:34,479 219 00:06:34,479 --> 00:06:36,070 By the way, can I tell you my favorite 220 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:36,080 By the way, can I tell you my favorite 221 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,790 By the way, can I tell you my favorite thing about this picture? Uh, like I 222 00:06:38,790 --> 00:06:38,800 thing about this picture? Uh, like I 223 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,510 thing about this picture? Uh, like I like how there's only so much AI can do. 224 00:06:41,510 --> 00:06:41,520 like how there's only so much AI can do. 225 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,230 like how there's only so much AI can do. Like AI is like, "Look, I can give you 226 00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:44,240 Like AI is like, "Look, I can give you 227 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,270 Like AI is like, "Look, I can give you the fireworks and the healing powers and 228 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:47,280 the fireworks and the healing powers and 229 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:50,629 the fireworks and the healing powers and I can make you Jesus, but you weigh what 230 00:06:50,629 --> 00:06:50,639 I can make you Jesus, but you weigh what 231 00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:53,590 I can make you Jesus, but you weigh what you weigh. 232 00:06:53,590 --> 00:06:53,600 you weigh. 233 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:57,430 you weigh. Sorry. It just is what it is. 234 00:06:57,430 --> 00:06:57,440 Sorry. It just is what it is. 235 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,029 Sorry. It just is what it is. I 236 00:06:59,029 --> 00:06:59,039 I 237 00:06:59,039 --> 00:07:02,070 I I listen, I PLUGGED IN ALL THE 238 00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:02,080 I listen, I PLUGGED IN ALL THE 239 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,469 I listen, I PLUGGED IN ALL THE GIVE ME THE FLAG. MAKE me Jesus. Do the 240 00:07:04,469 --> 00:07:04,479 GIVE ME THE FLAG. MAKE me Jesus. Do the 241 00:07:04,479 --> 00:07:06,150 GIVE ME THE FLAG. MAKE me Jesus. Do the Eagles. And then he was like, "And make 242 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:06,160 Eagles. And then he was like, "And make 243 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,390 Eagles. And then he was like, "And make me 185." And I'm like, "CAN'T DO IT. 244 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:10,400 me 185." And I'm like, "CAN'T DO IT. 245 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,990 me 185." And I'm like, "CAN'T DO IT. You're gonna have to be fat Jesus. 246 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:14,000 You're gonna have to be fat Jesus. 247 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,990 You're gonna have to be fat Jesus. Sorry, CHUBS." 248 00:07:17,990 --> 00:07:18,000 249 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,350 That's me entering the program. 250 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:21,360 That's me entering the program. 251 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,270 That's me entering the program. Now, apparently, not everyone in the 252 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:23,280 Now, apparently, not everyone in the 253 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,110 Now, apparently, not everyone in the Christian community took too kindly to 254 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:25,120 Christian community took too kindly to 255 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,629 Christian community took too kindly to Trump portraying himself this way. And 256 00:07:26,629 --> 00:07:26,639 Trump portraying himself this way. And 257 00:07:26,639 --> 00:07:28,070 Trump portraying himself this way. And the backlash was bad enough that Trump 258 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:28,080 the backlash was bad enough that Trump 259 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,309 the backlash was bad enough that Trump was forced to come up with his own 260 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:30,319 was forced to come up with his own 261 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:33,270 was forced to come up with his own incredibly plausible cover story. 262 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:33,280 incredibly plausible cover story. 263 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,430 incredibly plausible cover story. >> Mr. President, did you post that picture 264 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:35,440 >> Mr. President, did you post that picture 265 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,990 >> Mr. President, did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? 266 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:38,000 of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? 267 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,870 of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? >> Well, it wasn't depicted. It was me. I I 268 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:40,880 >> Well, it wasn't depicted. It was me. I I 269 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,790 >> Well, it wasn't depicted. It was me. I I did post it and I thought it was me as a 270 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:42,800 did post it and I thought it was me as a 271 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:51,110 did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. 272 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:51,120 273 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,070 That's you AS A DOCTOR. 274 00:07:54,070 --> 00:07:54,080 That's you AS A DOCTOR. 275 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,869 That's you AS A DOCTOR. OH, I'm sorry. What's this? URGENT CARE. 276 00:07:56,869 --> 00:07:56,879 OH, I'm sorry. What's this? URGENT CARE. 277 00:07:56,879 --> 00:07:59,029 OH, I'm sorry. What's this? URGENT CARE. IS THAT AN URGENT CARE? IS THAT WHAT 278 00:07:59,029 --> 00:07:59,039 IS THAT AN URGENT CARE? IS THAT WHAT 279 00:07:59,039 --> 00:08:00,950 IS THAT AN URGENT CARE? IS THAT WHAT THAT IS? 280 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:00,960 THAT IS? 281 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:05,749 THAT IS? WHY DON'T YOU own it, you big push bag? 282 00:08:05,749 --> 00:08:05,759 WHY DON'T YOU own it, you big push bag? 283 00:08:05,759 --> 00:08:08,150 WHY DON'T YOU own it, you big push bag? YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE AS JESUS. YOU 284 00:08:08,150 --> 00:08:08,160 YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE AS JESUS. YOU 285 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:13,110 YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE AS JESUS. YOU goting called on it and now you're like, 286 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:13,120 287 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,150 God, do you even care about lying to us 288 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:16,160 God, do you even care about lying to us 289 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,869 God, do you even care about lying to us anymore? Is it over? IS THIS 290 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:18,879 anymore? Is it over? IS THIS 291 00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:21,350 anymore? Is it over? IS THIS RELATIONSHIP GONE STILL? YOUR LIES USED 292 00:08:21,350 --> 00:08:21,360 RELATIONSHIP GONE STILL? YOUR LIES USED 293 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,390 RELATIONSHIP GONE STILL? YOUR LIES USED TO HAVE A real spark. 294 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:24,400 TO HAVE A real spark. 295 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,469 TO HAVE A real spark. THEY'RE EATING THE CATS AND DOGS. 296 00:08:26,469 --> 00:08:26,479 THEY'RE EATING THE CATS AND DOGS. 297 00:08:26,479 --> 00:08:29,510 THEY'RE EATING THE CATS AND DOGS. VENEZUELA stole the 2020 election and 298 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:29,520 VENEZUELA stole the 2020 election and 299 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,149 VENEZUELA stole the 2020 election and now the best you've got is Oh, was it 300 00:08:32,149 --> 00:08:32,159 now the best you've got is Oh, was it 301 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:34,070 now the best you've got is Oh, was it Jesus? 302 00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:34,080 Jesus? 303 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:39,269 Jesus? I'm a doctor. 304 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:39,279 305 00:08:39,279 --> 00:08:41,269 You need to find your happy place and 306 00:08:41,269 --> 00:08:41,279 You need to find your happy place and 307 00:08:41,279 --> 00:08:46,070 You need to find your happy place and fast. We expect better lies, sir. 308 00:08:46,070 --> 00:08:46,080 fast. We expect better lies, sir. 309 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,990 fast. We expect better lies, sir. And can I just remind you, Mr. 310 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:48,000 And can I just remind you, Mr. 311 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,030 And can I just remind you, Mr. President, we're in the middle of a 312 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:49,040 President, we're in the middle of a 313 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,590 President, we're in the middle of a grinding war with Iran. Can you just 314 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:51,600 grinding war with Iran. Can you just 315 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,829 grinding war with Iran. Can you just address that in a straightforward way 316 00:08:53,829 --> 00:08:53,839 address that in a straightforward way 317 00:08:53,839 --> 00:08:55,030 address that in a straightforward way with the American people without all 318 00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:55,040 with the American people without all 319 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,590 with the American people without all this other weird going on? Can you 320 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:57,600 this other weird going on? Can you 321 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,350 this other weird going on? Can you just do that once? 322 00:08:59,350 --> 00:08:59,360 just do that once? 323 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,110 just do that once? >> I don't think it gets much more hostile 324 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:01,120 >> I don't think it gets much more hostile 325 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,670 >> I don't think it gets much more hostile than Iran. They're capable fighters. 326 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:03,680 than Iran. They're capable fighters. 327 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:06,230 than Iran. They're capable fighters. They're very tough people. And there are 328 00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:06,240 They're very tough people. And there are 329 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,070 They're very tough people. And there are others like that. You don't mind when 330 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:08,080 others like that. You don't mind when 331 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,910 others like that. You don't mind when the enemy is weak, but that enemy is 332 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:09,920 the enemy is weak, but that enemy is 333 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:24,389 the enemy is weak, but that enemy is strong. 334 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:24,399 335 00:09:24,399 --> 00:09:27,670 You guys see the rabbit, too, right? 336 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:27,680 You guys see the rabbit, too, right? 337 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:31,590 You guys see the rabbit, too, right? I've been I You see it? Oh, thank God. 338 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:31,600 I've been I You see it? Oh, thank God. 339 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,990 I've been I You see it? Oh, thank God. I'm so glad they see it. You know, 340 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:34,000 I'm so glad they see it. You know, 341 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,670 I'm so glad they see it. You know, clearly I've been on a lot of leprosy 342 00:09:35,670 --> 00:09:35,680 clearly I've been on a lot of leprosy 343 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:38,710 clearly I've been on a lot of leprosy meds, so I don't a lot of hallucinations 344 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:38,720 meds, so I don't a lot of hallucinations 345 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,870 meds, so I don't a lot of hallucinations and By the way, the surreal image 346 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:40,880 and By the way, the surreal image 347 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,470 and By the way, the surreal image of the president running through his 348 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:42,480 of the president running through his 349 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,110 of the president running through his cavalcade of grievances next to the 350 00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:45,120 cavalcade of grievances next to the 351 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,990 cavalcade of grievances next to the Easter Bunny was not exclusive to the 352 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:48,000 Easter Bunny was not exclusive to the 353 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,230 Easter Bunny was not exclusive to the balcony. Poor Peter Contel had to listen 354 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:50,240 balcony. Poor Peter Contel had to listen 355 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,070 balcony. Poor Peter Contel had to listen to this 356 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:52,080 to this 357 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,190 to this all day. We've broken every record on 358 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:55,200 all day. We've broken every record on 359 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,269 all day. We've broken every record on the stock market. We've broken every 360 00:09:57,269 --> 00:09:57,279 the stock market. We've broken every 361 00:09:57,279 --> 00:09:59,750 the stock market. We've broken every record in our military. And we are the 362 00:09:59,750 --> 00:09:59,760 record in our military. And we are the 363 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,910 record in our military. And we are the most respected country anywhere in the 364 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:01,920 most respected country anywhere in the 365 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,470 most respected country anywhere in the world with the greatest military, Mr. 366 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:04,480 world with the greatest military, Mr. 367 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,710 world with the greatest military, Mr. Jameson Greer. Have you heard of him? 368 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:06,720 Jameson Greer. Have you heard of him? 369 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,350 Jameson Greer. Have you heard of him? He's right here. Come on over here. How 370 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:09,360 He's right here. Come on over here. How 371 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,790 He's right here. Come on over here. How are we doing on trade? 372 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:10,800 are we doing on trade? 373 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,949 are we doing on trade? >> It's a big country. They can't fight 374 00:10:12,949 --> 00:10:12,959 >> It's a big country. They can't fight 375 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:16,389 >> It's a big country. They can't fight back. They have no capability. NATO 376 00:10:16,389 --> 00:10:16,399 back. They have no capability. NATO 377 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:18,790 back. They have no capability. NATO should be ashamed of themselves. This is 378 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:18,800 should be ashamed of themselves. This is 379 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:24,150 should be ashamed of themselves. This is about eggs. Eggs. 380 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:24,160 381 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,829 I'm sorry. THAT'S INSANE. 382 00:10:27,829 --> 00:10:27,839 I'm sorry. THAT'S INSANE. 383 00:10:27,839 --> 00:10:29,670 I'm sorry. THAT'S INSANE. I CAN'T HELP but think that IF JESUS 384 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:29,680 I CAN'T HELP but think that IF JESUS 385 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,269 I CAN'T HELP but think that IF JESUS CAME BACK TO see the White House Easter 386 00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:31,279 CAME BACK TO see the White House Easter 387 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:33,030 CAME BACK TO see the White House Easter event, he'd be like, "I think you may 388 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:33,040 event, he'd be like, "I think you may 389 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,310 event, he'd be like, "I think you may have misunderstood my message." 390 00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:36,320 have misunderstood my message." 391 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,910 have misunderstood my message." At one point, you see where the Easter 392 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:37,920 At one point, you see where the Easter 393 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,870 At one point, you see where the Easter Bunny got so bad, you're not sure if it 394 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:40,880 Bunny got so bad, you're not sure if it 395 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,030 Bunny got so bad, you're not sure if it was an episode of The Office. 396 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:43,040 was an episode of The Office. 397 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,269 was an episode of The Office. >> Did anybody in the egg industry vote for 398 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:45,279 >> Did anybody in the egg industry vote for 399 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:58,150 >> Did anybody in the egg industry vote for Kamala? A low IQ. She's a low IQ person. 400 00:10:58,150 --> 00:10:58,160 401 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,990 In the middle of it, the Easter Bunny 402 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:00,000 In the middle of it, the Easter Bunny 403 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:06,470 In the middle of it, the Easter Bunny does one of these 404 00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:06,480 405 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:12,069 He He landed IT AND HIS EYES DON'T MOVE. 406 00:11:12,069 --> 00:11:12,079 He He landed IT AND HIS EYES DON'T MOVE. 407 00:11:12,079 --> 00:11:15,110 He He landed IT AND HIS EYES DON'T MOVE. >> HIS HEAD IS IMMOBILE AND HE STILL LANDED 408 00:11:15,110 --> 00:11:15,120 >> HIS HEAD IS IMMOBILE AND HE STILL LANDED 409 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:19,030 >> HIS HEAD IS IMMOBILE AND HE STILL LANDED the 410 00:11:19,030 --> 00:11:19,040 411 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,910 You believe this 412 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:21,920 You believe this 413 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,230 You believe this How up do you have to be for an adult in 414 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:24,240 How up do you have to be for an adult in 415 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,389 How up do you have to be for an adult in a bunny suit to go, "All right, now I'm 416 00:11:26,389 --> 00:11:26,399 a bunny suit to go, "All right, now I'm 417 00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:29,190 a bunny suit to go, "All right, now I'm embarrassed." 418 00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:29,200 embarrassed." 419 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,870 embarrassed." But back to Iran. If you remember 420 00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:30,880 But back to Iran. If you remember 421 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,949 But back to Iran. If you remember correctly about a WEEK AGO, DONALD TRUMP 422 00:11:32,949 --> 00:11:32,959 correctly about a WEEK AGO, DONALD TRUMP 423 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,110 correctly about a WEEK AGO, DONALD TRUMP had given Iran a deadline to open up the 424 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:35,120 had given Iran a deadline to open up the 425 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,509 had given Iran a deadline to open up the straight of Hormuz or face the end of 426 00:11:37,509 --> 00:11:37,519 straight of Hormuz or face the end of 427 00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:39,430 straight of Hormuz or face the end of their civilization. And while Iran 428 00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:39,440 their civilization. And while Iran 429 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,430 their civilization. And while Iran neither opened up the straight of horses 430 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:41,440 neither opened up the straight of horses 431 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,030 neither opened up the straight of horses or face the end of their civilization, 432 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:43,040 or face the end of their civilization, 433 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,430 or face the end of their civilization, they did agree to a two-e ceasefire and 434 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:45,440 they did agree to a two-e ceasefire and 435 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,870 they did agree to a two-e ceasefire and to meet in Islamabad Pakistan to talk. 436 00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:48,880 to meet in Islamabad Pakistan to talk. 437 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,069 to meet in Islamabad Pakistan to talk. LET'S GO THERE NOW. 438 00:11:50,069 --> 00:11:50,079 LET'S GO THERE NOW. 439 00:11:50,079 --> 00:11:52,870 LET'S GO THERE NOW. >> The fate of the US Iran war is hanging 440 00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:52,880 >> The fate of the US Iran war is hanging 441 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,829 >> The fate of the US Iran war is hanging in the balance. 442 00:11:53,829 --> 00:11:53,839 in the balance. 443 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,590 in the balance. >> The collective world holding its breath. 444 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:55,600 >> The collective world holding its breath. 445 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,069 >> The collective world holding its breath. highest stakes talks between the US and 446 00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:58,079 highest stakes talks between the US and 447 00:11:58,079 --> 00:11:59,990 highest stakes talks between the US and Iran in many years 448 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:00,000 Iran in many years 449 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,069 Iran in many years >> in the balance the lives of millions of 450 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:02,079 >> in the balance the lives of millions of 451 00:12:02,079 --> 00:12:04,310 >> in the balance the lives of millions of people across the Middle East and the 452 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:04,320 people across the Middle East and the 453 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:08,150 people across the Middle East and the fate of the global economy. My god, 454 00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:08,160 fate of the global economy. My god, 455 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,670 fate of the global economy. My god, these negotiations couldn't be more 456 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:09,680 these negotiations couldn't be more 457 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,069 these negotiations couldn't be more critical. WE'RE GOING TO NEED EVERYBODY. 458 00:12:12,069 --> 00:12:12,079 critical. WE'RE GOING TO NEED EVERYBODY. 459 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,829 critical. WE'RE GOING TO NEED EVERYBODY. BUNNY, PACK YOUR EGGS. WE'RE GOING TO 460 00:12:13,829 --> 00:12:13,839 BUNNY, PACK YOUR EGGS. WE'RE GOING TO 461 00:12:13,839 --> 00:12:16,710 BUNNY, PACK YOUR EGGS. WE'RE GOING TO PAKISTAN. 462 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:16,720 PAKISTAN. 463 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,110 PAKISTAN. But 464 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:19,120 But 465 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,350 But what luck for the United States because 466 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:21,360 what luck for the United States because 467 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,230 what luck for the United States because what Iran might not realize is our 468 00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:24,240 what Iran might not realize is our 469 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,190 what Iran might not realize is our president is the greatest negotiator in 470 00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:27,200 president is the greatest negotiator in 471 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,389 president is the greatest negotiator in the history of his book. We are talking 472 00:12:30,389 --> 00:12:30,399 the history of his book. We are talking 473 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:33,190 the history of his book. We are talking about this year's recipient of the FIFA 474 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:33,200 about this year's recipient of the FIFA 475 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,829 about this year's recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize and someing gold thing from 476 00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:35,839 Peace Prize and someing gold thing from 477 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,150 Peace Prize and someing gold thing from Apple. And they don't just give those to 478 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:38,160 Apple. And they don't just give those to 479 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,870 Apple. And they don't just give those to anyone. I had the inflection wrong. They 480 00:12:40,870 --> 00:12:40,880 anyone. I had the inflection wrong. They 481 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:49,990 anyone. I had the inflection wrong. They don't give those to anyone. 482 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:50,000 483 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,350 I would have loved to see those Iran 484 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:53,360 I would have loved to see those Iran 485 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,710 I would have loved to see those Iran negotiators faces when the formidable 486 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:56,720 negotiators faces when the formidable 487 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:01,910 negotiators faces when the formidable negotiator chief Donald Jasfer Trump 488 00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:01,920 negotiator chief Donald Jasfer Trump 489 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,430 negotiator chief Donald Jasfer Trump entered those talks on Saturday in 490 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:05,440 entered those talks on Saturday in 491 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,949 entered those talks on Saturday in Islamabad. 492 00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:06,959 Islamabad. 493 00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,870 Islamabad. Unfortunately, he couldn't make it 494 00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:08,880 Unfortunately, he couldn't make it 495 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:12,870 Unfortunately, he couldn't make it because I you not, he went to a UFC 496 00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:12,880 because I you not, he went to a UFC 497 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,829 because I you not, he went to a UFC fight with Dana White. Now, before you 498 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:15,839 fight with Dana White. Now, before you 499 00:13:15,839 --> 00:13:16,870 fight with Dana White. Now, before you criticize the president of the United 500 00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:16,880 criticize the president of the United 501 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,710 criticize the president of the United States for attending a UFC fight around 502 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:18,720 States for attending a UFC fight around 503 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,470 States for attending a UFC fight around the same time that America and Iran are 504 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:20,480 the same time that America and Iran are 505 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,790 the same time that America and Iran are locked in high stakes negotiations in 506 00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:22,800 locked in high stakes negotiations in 507 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,750 locked in high stakes negotiations in Islamabad, you do have to understand he 508 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:25,760 Islamabad, you do have to understand he 509 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,389 Islamabad, you do have to understand he had fantastic seats. 510 00:13:28,389 --> 00:13:28,399 had fantastic seats. 511 00:13:28,399 --> 00:13:31,190 had fantastic seats. Like super close. Like uncomfortably 512 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:31,200 Like super close. Like uncomfortably 513 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,030 Like super close. Like uncomfortably weird and close. 514 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:33,040 weird and close. 515 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,790 weird and close. >> You're a beautiful man. Great fight. 516 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:34,800 >> You're a beautiful man. Great fight. 517 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,230 >> You're a beautiful man. Great fight. Thanks. We'll give you a hug. You look 518 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:36,240 Thanks. We'll give you a hug. You look 519 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,230 Thanks. We'll give you a hug. You look so good. You're too good-looking to be a 520 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:38,240 so good. You're too good-looking to be a 521 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,470 so good. You're too good-looking to be a fighter. You are so fighter. Thank you, 522 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:40,480 fighter. You are so fighter. Thank you, 523 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:44,550 fighter. You are so fighter. Thank you, man. 524 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:44,560 525 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:48,389 >> Hey, uh, one last thing. 526 00:13:48,389 --> 00:13:48,399 >> Hey, uh, one last thing. 527 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,470 >> Hey, uh, one last thing. You wouldn't mind trying on a bunny 528 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:50,480 You wouldn't mind trying on a bunny 529 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:58,550 You wouldn't mind trying on a bunny suit, would you? That 530 00:13:58,550 --> 00:13:58,560 531 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,990 Oh, now let's let's see where those eggs 532 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:02,000 Oh, now let's let's see where those eggs 533 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:07,509 Oh, now let's let's see where those eggs come out of. Come on. 534 00:14:07,509 --> 00:14:07,519 535 00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:09,350 I I don't really understand Easter. All 536 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:09,360 I I don't really understand Easter. All 537 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:13,269 I I don't really understand Easter. All right, but it it's fine. The president 538 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:13,279 right, but it it's fine. The president 539 00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:14,949 right, but it it's fine. The president didn't need to be an Islamabad. I'm sure 540 00:14:14,949 --> 00:14:14,959 didn't need to be an Islamabad. I'm sure 541 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,150 didn't need to be an Islamabad. I'm sure he can delegate some of the heavy 542 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:16,160 he can delegate some of the heavy 543 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,069 he can delegate some of the heavy lifting to his accomplished secretary of 544 00:14:18,069 --> 00:14:18,079 lifting to his accomplished secretary of 545 00:14:18,079 --> 00:14:21,590 lifting to his accomplished secretary of state, Marco Rubio, WHO OH IS ALSO AT 546 00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:21,600 state, Marco Rubio, WHO OH IS ALSO AT 547 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,189 state, Marco Rubio, WHO OH IS ALSO AT THE FIGHT. Come on. And by the way, what 548 00:14:25,189 --> 00:14:25,199 THE FIGHT. Come on. And by the way, what 549 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:28,069 THE FIGHT. Come on. And by the way, what in the pitbull are those hand signals? 550 00:14:28,069 --> 00:14:28,079 in the pitbull are those hand signals? 551 00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:30,470 in the pitbull are those hand signals? No disrespect to Marco repping the 305, 552 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:30,480 No disrespect to Marco repping the 305, 553 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,110 No disrespect to Marco repping the 305, but if Trump isn't in Islamabad and 554 00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:33,120 but if Trump isn't in Islamabad and 555 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,710 but if Trump isn't in Islamabad and Marco Rubio isn't in Islamabad, 556 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:36,720 Marco Rubio isn't in Islamabad, 557 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,750 Marco Rubio isn't in Islamabad, who exactly is in Islamabad handling 558 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:39,760 who exactly is in Islamabad handling 559 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,870 who exactly is in Islamabad handling these extremely delicate negotiations? 560 00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:42,880 these extremely delicate negotiations? 561 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,470 these extremely delicate negotiations? >> Hey guys, good morning. Thanks for 562 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:44,480 >> Hey guys, good morning. Thanks for 563 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,990 >> Hey guys, good morning. Thanks for coming. 564 00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:46,000 coming. 565 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:52,470 coming. No. 566 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:52,480 567 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,790 JANE DOLORES Vance 568 00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:56,800 JANE DOLORES Vance 569 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,389 JANE DOLORES Vance you. 570 00:14:58,389 --> 00:14:58,399 you. 571 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:04,629 you. World peace depends on chubby face mun. 572 00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:04,639 573 00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:06,470 Well, all right, fine. I remain 574 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:06,480 Well, all right, fine. I remain 575 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,990 Well, all right, fine. I remain open-minded. 576 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:08,000 open-minded. 577 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,310 open-minded. Let's set the scene. Obviously, the last 578 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:10,320 Let's set the scene. Obviously, the last 579 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,590 Let's set the scene. Obviously, the last Iran agreement took the Obama 580 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:11,600 Iran agreement took the Obama 581 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,990 Iran agreement took the Obama administration 20 months to negotiate, 582 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:14,000 administration 20 months to negotiate, 583 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,509 administration 20 months to negotiate, and this time there's a wide gap between 584 00:15:15,509 --> 00:15:15,519 and this time there's a wide gap between 585 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:16,870 and this time there's a wide gap between the US position and the Iranian 586 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:16,880 the US position and the Iranian 587 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,470 the US position and the Iranian position. The US is asking for an 588 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:18,480 position. The US is asking for an 589 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,150 position. The US is asking for an unconditional surrender. Iran is asking 590 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:20,160 unconditional surrender. Iran is asking 591 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,590 unconditional surrender. Iran is asking for control of the Straight of Hormuz, 592 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:21,600 for control of the Straight of Hormuz, 593 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,230 for control of the Straight of Hormuz, nuclear enrichment, and money. I'm glad 594 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:24,240 nuclear enrichment, and money. I'm glad 595 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,750 nuclear enrichment, and money. I'm glad the Pakistanis are setting the stage for 596 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:25,760 the Pakistanis are setting the stage for 597 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,910 the Pakistanis are setting the stage for what will be extensive and grueling 598 00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:27,920 what will be extensive and grueling 599 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:28,790 what will be extensive and grueling talks. 600 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:28,800 talks. 601 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,629 talks. >> The host country declaring a national 602 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:30,639 >> The host country declaring a national 603 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,470 >> The host country declaring a national holiday, implementing a lockdown in the 604 00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:32,480 holiday, implementing a lockdown in the 605 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,710 holiday, implementing a lockdown in the capital of Islamabad. The Pakistani 606 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:34,720 capital of Islamabad. The Pakistani 607 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,590 capital of Islamabad. The Pakistani government uh welcomed both delegations 608 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:37,600 government uh welcomed both delegations 609 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,430 government uh welcomed both delegations with flowers as they both got off the 610 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:39,440 with flowers as they both got off the 611 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:39,829 with flowers as they both got off the plane. 612 00:15:39,829 --> 00:15:39,839 plane. 613 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,670 plane. >> The building was decked out in branding. 614 00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:41,680 >> The building was decked out in branding. 615 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,069 >> The building was decked out in branding. There were signs that read Islamabad 616 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:44,079 There were signs that read Islamabad 617 00:15:44,079 --> 00:15:46,790 There were signs that read Islamabad talks. Reporters were offered specially 618 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:46,800 talks. Reporters were offered specially 619 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:54,230 talks. Reporters were offered specially branded brewed for peace coffee. 620 00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:54,240 621 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,150 The peace talks have aing signature 622 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:56,160 The peace talks have aing signature 623 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,629 The peace talks have aing signature cocktail. 624 00:15:58,629 --> 00:15:58,639 cocktail. 625 00:15:58,639 --> 00:16:04,069 cocktail. Are the countries registered? 626 00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:04,079 627 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:05,749 You know, I apologize. I'm sorry. 628 00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:05,759 You know, I apologize. I'm sorry. 629 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:07,350 You know, I apologize. I'm sorry. Respect Pakistan for taking this 630 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:07,360 Respect Pakistan for taking this 631 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,389 Respect Pakistan for taking this seriously and for locking the US and 632 00:16:10,389 --> 00:16:10,399 seriously and for locking the US and 633 00:16:10,399 --> 00:16:13,030 seriously and for locking the US and Iran in for the long haul. 634 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:13,040 Iran in for the long haul. 635 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,030 Iran in for the long haul. >> US Vice President JD Vance and his 636 00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:15,040 >> US Vice President JD Vance and his 637 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:21,030 >> US Vice President JD Vance and his delegation are headed home. 638 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:21,040 639 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,030 >> What? 640 00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:23,040 >> What? 641 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:26,150 >> What? It's over already. Oh my god. Did JD 642 00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:26,160 It's over already. Oh my god. Did JD 643 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:30,470 It's over already. Oh my god. Did JD Vance justing nail this in a Did JD 644 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:30,480 Vance justing nail this in a Did JD 645 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,590 Vance justing nail this in a Did JD Vance just Rubik's Cube World peace just 646 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:33,600 Vance just Rubik's Cube World peace just 647 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,509 Vance just Rubik's Cube World peace just boom. You know what JD Vance I owe you 648 00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:35,519 boom. You know what JD Vance I owe you 649 00:16:35,519 --> 00:16:37,670 boom. You know what JD Vance I owe you an apology. I thought you were some kind 650 00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:37,680 an apology. I thought you were some kind 651 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,550 an apology. I thought you were some kind of incompetent, unlikable cytoplasmic 652 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:40,560 of incompetent, unlikable cytoplasmic 653 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,030 of incompetent, unlikable cytoplasmic apparition of a meat bag filled with 654 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:43,040 apparition of a meat bag filled with 655 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,749 apparition of a meat bag filled with cynical ambition. A cipher whose only 656 00:16:45,749 --> 00:16:45,759 cynical ambition. A cipher whose only 657 00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:47,910 cynical ambition. A cipher whose only principle is devotion to power. But 658 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:47,920 principle is devotion to power. But 659 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,150 principle is devotion to power. But you're not that at all. 660 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:50,160 you're not that at all. 661 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,470 you're not that at all. You are a competent, unlikable 662 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:52,480 You are a competent, unlikable 663 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,110 You are a competent, unlikable cytoplasmic apparition 664 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:55,120 cytoplasmic apparition 665 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,949 cytoplasmic apparition of a meat bag. 666 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:56,959 of a meat bag. 667 00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:58,949 of a meat bag. >> US officials say there's no deal 668 00:16:58,949 --> 00:16:58,959 >> US officials say there's no deal 669 00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:01,590 >> US officials say there's no deal following 16 hours of negotiations with 670 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:01,600 following 16 hours of negotiations with 671 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,189 following 16 hours of negotiations with Iran. 672 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:03,199 Iran. 673 00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:05,429 Iran. >> Wait, and you didn't even get Wait, you 674 00:17:05,429 --> 00:17:05,439 >> Wait, and you didn't even get Wait, you 675 00:17:05,439 --> 00:17:07,750 >> Wait, and you didn't even get Wait, you went home and didn't even get a deal? It 676 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:07,760 went home and didn't even get a deal? It 677 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:13,110 went home and didn't even get a deal? It failed and you just came home that 678 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:13,120 failed and you just came home that 679 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:17,270 failed and you just came home that Well, I'm I'm sorry. Don't Don't be too 680 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:17,280 Well, I'm I'm sorry. Don't Don't be too 681 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,829 Well, I'm I'm sorry. Don't Don't be too hard on yourself. You did give it almost 682 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:19,839 hard on yourself. You did give it almost 683 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,230 hard on yourself. You did give it almost a day. 684 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:22,240 a day. 685 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,069 a day. I mean, we all knew that's what it took 686 00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:24,079 I mean, we all knew that's what it took 687 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:26,870 I mean, we all knew that's what it took to build Rome. Jesus, 688 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:26,880 to build Rome. Jesus, 689 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,230 to build Rome. Jesus, couldn't you have just thrown down some 690 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:28,240 couldn't you have just thrown down some 691 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,830 couldn't you have just thrown down some of that peace coffee and pulled an 692 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:29,840 of that peace coffee and pulled an 693 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,350 of that peace coffee and pulled an allnighter? 694 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:31,360 allnighter? 695 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,190 allnighter? No. Let's resume in the morning and 696 00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:33,200 No. Let's resume in the morning and 697 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,270 No. Let's resume in the morning and build on some momentum. Just I got to 698 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:35,280 build on some momentum. Just I got to 699 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:40,950 build on some momentum. Just I got to go. I don't want to miss euphoria. 700 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:40,960 701 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,830 At least tell us after all this there 702 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:43,840 At least tell us after all this there 703 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,830 At least tell us after all this there were some concessions. 704 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:45,840 were some concessions. 705 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,909 were some concessions. You got the Straight of Hormuz open. 706 00:17:47,909 --> 00:17:47,919 You got the Straight of Hormuz open. 707 00:17:47,919 --> 00:17:49,990 You got the Straight of Hormuz open. >> President Trump announcing today a US 708 00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:50,000 >> President Trump announcing today a US 709 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,310 >> President Trump announcing today a US military blockade of all ships passing 710 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:52,320 military blockade of all ships passing 711 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,190 military blockade of all ships passing through the Straight of Hormuz. 712 00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:55,200 through the Straight of Hormuz. 713 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,870 through the Straight of Hormuz. >> Wait, no, we're blocking it. 714 00:17:58,870 --> 00:17:58,880 >> Wait, no, we're blocking it. 715 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,870 >> Wait, no, we're blocking it. WHAT KIND OF UP GODFATHER? 716 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:02,880 WHAT KIND OF UP GODFATHER? 717 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,310 WHAT KIND OF UP GODFATHER? You think you're going to close the 718 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:04,320 You think you're going to close the 719 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,390 You think you're going to close the straight? No. 720 00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:06,400 straight? No. 721 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,990 straight? No. No, my friend. We're closing the 722 00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:08,000 No, my friend. We're closing the 723 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,630 No, my friend. We're closing the straight. 724 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:10,640 straight. 725 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,470 straight. You think you can kick me in the balls? 726 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:12,480 You think you can kick me in the balls? 727 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:21,430 You think you can kick me in the balls? NO. WATCH THIS. 728 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:21,440 729 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,750 ARE WE EVER going to get this horror 730 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:23,760 ARE WE EVER going to get this horror 731 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,510 ARE WE EVER going to get this horror moose straight? 732 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:25,520 moose straight? 733 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,310 moose straight? >> I'm telling you, man. It's all starting 734 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:28,320 >> I'm telling you, man. It's all starting 735 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,430 >> I'm telling you, man. It's all starting to fall apart in MAGA World. The whole 736 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:31,440 to fall apart in MAGA World. The whole 737 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,590 to fall apart in MAGA World. The whole thing spread too thin. Even Trump's 738 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:33,600 thing spread too thin. Even Trump's 739 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,070 thing spread too thin. Even Trump's overseas allies are in trouble. Victor 740 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:36,080 overseas allies are in trouble. Victor 741 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,070 overseas allies are in trouble. Victor Orban, one of President Trump's closest 742 00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:38,080 Orban, one of President Trump's closest 743 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,150 Orban, one of President Trump's closest allies in Europe, is facing his toughest 744 00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:40,160 allies in Europe, is facing his toughest 745 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,310 allies in Europe, is facing his toughest challenge as he tries to win a fifth 746 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:42,320 challenge as he tries to win a fifth 747 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,630 challenge as he tries to win a fifth term as prime minister. 748 00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:44,640 term as prime minister. 749 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,990 term as prime minister. >> Well, then no, no, that shouldn't be a 750 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:46,000 >> Well, then no, no, that shouldn't be a 751 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,190 >> Well, then no, no, that shouldn't be a problem. We all know Trump is the 752 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:47,200 problem. We all know Trump is the 753 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,750 problem. We all know Trump is the endorser chief. He shows up to a rally. 754 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:49,760 endorser chief. He shows up to a rally. 755 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,270 endorser chief. He shows up to a rally. Almost inevitably that person gets 756 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:51,280 Almost inevitably that person gets 757 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,710 Almost inevitably that person gets elected. Is Trump going to head to 758 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:52,720 elected. Is Trump going to head to 759 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,190 elected. Is Trump going to head to Hungary to prop up his boy Orban? I 760 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:55,200 Hungary to prop up his boy Orban? I 761 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,110 Hungary to prop up his boy Orban? I mean, who else could you send? 762 00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:57,120 mean, who else could you send? 763 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:05,350 mean, who else could you send? >> Hey guys, good morning. NO. 764 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:05,360 765 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,110 >> YES. APPARENTLY, A COUPLE OF DAYS BEFORE 766 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:07,120 >> YES. APPARENTLY, A COUPLE OF DAYS BEFORE 767 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,750 >> YES. APPARENTLY, A COUPLE OF DAYS BEFORE JD Vance the bed in Islamabot, HE 768 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:09,760 JD Vance the bed in Islamabot, HE 769 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,950 JD Vance the bed in Islamabot, HE TOOK A PRACTICE CRAP IN BUDAPEST. 770 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:12,960 TOOK A PRACTICE CRAP IN BUDAPEST. 771 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,029 TOOK A PRACTICE CRAP IN BUDAPEST. >> JD Vance treated the crowd to a phone 772 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:15,039 >> JD Vance treated the crowd to a phone 773 00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:17,029 >> JD Vance treated the crowd to a phone call live from Donald Trump. Here's how 774 00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:17,039 call live from Donald Trump. Here's how 775 00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:17,830 call live from Donald Trump. Here's how it all played out. 776 00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:17,840 it all played out. 777 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,789 it all played out. >> I actually had a special guest that 778 00:19:20,789 --> 00:19:20,799 >> I actually had a special guest that 779 00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:23,430 >> I actually had a special guest that asked that I give him a phone call, and 780 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:23,440 asked that I give him a phone call, and 781 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,150 asked that I give him a phone call, and we'll see. Let's hope he actually 782 00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:26,160 we'll see. Let's hope he actually 783 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,590 we'll see. Let's hope he actually answers, but this is going to be very 784 00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:27,600 answers, but this is going to be very 785 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,950 answers, but this is going to be very embarrassing. 786 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:30,960 787 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,150 All right. 788 00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:32,160 All right. 789 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,669 All right. >> I'm sorry. The person you were trying to 790 00:19:33,669 --> 00:19:33,679 >> I'm sorry. The person you were trying to 791 00:19:33,679 --> 00:19:35,430 >> I'm sorry. The person you were trying to reach has a voicemail box that has not 792 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:35,440 reach has a voicemail box that has not 793 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,470 reach has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet. 794 00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:36,480 been set up yet. 795 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:43,750 been set up yet. >> Okay. 796 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:43,760 797 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,630 >> Wow. JD Vance has the same relationship 798 00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:46,640 >> Wow. JD Vance has the same relationship 799 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,470 >> Wow. JD Vance has the same relationship with President Trump that we have with 800 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:48,480 with President Trump that we have with 801 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,549 with President Trump that we have with Comcast customer service. 802 00:19:52,549 --> 00:19:52,559 Comcast customer service. 803 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,390 Comcast customer service. That's incredible. Can I tell you my 804 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:54,400 That's incredible. Can I tell you my 805 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,630 That's incredible. Can I tell you my favorite part of the whole thing was the 806 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:56,640 favorite part of the whole thing was the 807 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,830 favorite part of the whole thing was the sort of uh uh Vegas magician part at the 808 00:19:59,830 --> 00:19:59,840 sort of uh uh Vegas magician part at the 809 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,270 sort of uh uh Vegas magician part at the beginning with the phone. Hey, I've got 810 00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:01,280 beginning with the phone. Hey, I've got 811 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:13,110 beginning with the phone. Hey, I've got a special friend. 812 00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:13,120 813 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,350 But JD, you flew all the way over there. 814 00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:15,360 But JD, you flew all the way over there. 815 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,789 But JD, you flew all the way over there. Give her another go. 816 00:20:16,789 --> 00:20:16,799 Give her another go. 817 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,270 Give her another go. >> Okay, 818 00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:17,280 >> Okay, 819 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:17,830 >> Okay, >> try 820 00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:17,840 >> try 821 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:23,590 >> try >> try one more time. 822 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:23,600 823 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:27,110 I get a good signal here. It's ringing. 824 00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:27,120 I get a good signal here. It's ringing. 825 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,310 I get a good signal here. It's ringing. It's progress. Mr. President, you are on 826 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:30,320 It's progress. Mr. President, you are on 827 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,630 It's progress. Mr. President, you are on with about 5,000 Hungarian patriots and 828 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:32,640 with about 5,000 Hungarian patriots and 829 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,149 with about 5,000 Hungarian patriots and I think they love you even more than 830 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:34,159 I think they love you even more than 831 00:20:34,159 --> 00:20:36,070 I think they love you even more than they love Victor Orban. 832 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:36,080 they love Victor Orban. 833 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,430 they love Victor Orban. >> Oh my god. You ass kissing 834 00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:39,440 >> Oh my god. You ass kissing 835 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,590 >> Oh my god. You ass kissing cytoplasmic blah blah blah. What I said 836 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:41,600 cytoplasmic blah blah blah. What I said 837 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,750 cytoplasmic blah blah blah. What I said ear God. But you know what? I'm sure 838 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:45,760 ear God. But you know what? I'm sure 839 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,830 ear God. But you know what? I'm sure that by pulling out the big guns, having 840 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:47,840 that by pulling out the big guns, having 841 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,510 that by pulling out the big guns, having Donald Trump and JD Vance throw all of 842 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:49,520 Donald Trump and JD Vance throw all of 843 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,070 Donald Trump and JD Vance throw all of the American power behind Victor Orban 844 00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:52,080 the American power behind Victor Orban 845 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,470 the American power behind Victor Orban is sure to pay dividends. Hungarian 846 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:54,480 is sure to pay dividends. Hungarian 847 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,950 is sure to pay dividends. Hungarian Prime Minister Victor Orban was voted 848 00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:56,960 Prime Minister Victor Orban was voted 849 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:04,950 Prime Minister Victor Orban was voted out of power in a massive landslide 850 00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:04,960 851 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:15,190 and SEAM 852 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:15,200 853 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,950 be breaking 854 00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:16,960 be breaking 855 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,310 be breaking >> folks. 856 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:20,320 857 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,909 >> This 858 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:23,919 859 00:21:23,919 --> 00:21:28,950 This has been a truly year as we 860 00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:28,960 This has been a truly year as we 861 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,110 This has been a truly year as we have all been at the mercy of the 862 00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:31,120 have all been at the mercy of the 863 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:34,070 have all been at the mercy of the mercurial whims of a megaloman maniacal 864 00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:34,080 mercurial whims of a megaloman maniacal 865 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:38,549 mercurial whims of a megaloman maniacal man baby and we are tired. The 866 00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:38,559 man baby and we are tired. The 867 00:21:38,559 --> 00:21:40,789 man baby and we are tired. The presidency is supposed to age the 868 00:21:40,789 --> 00:21:40,799 presidency is supposed to age the 869 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:45,669 presidency is supposed to age the president not the people. 870 00:21:45,669 --> 00:21:45,679 871 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,310 But I'm telling you 872 00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:48,320 But I'm telling you 873 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,669 But I'm telling you there is hope. The air of Donald Trump's 874 00:21:51,669 --> 00:21:51,679 there is hope. The air of Donald Trump's 875 00:21:51,679 --> 00:21:55,110 there is hope. The air of Donald Trump's invincibility is being slowly eroded by 876 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:55,120 invincibility is being slowly eroded by 877 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,990 invincibility is being slowly eroded by world events and his own heart's ability 878 00:21:57,990 --> 00:21:58,000 world events and his own heart's ability 879 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:04,710 world events and his own heart's ability to clear liquid from his capillaries. 880 00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:04,720 881 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:09,990 >> That's why it bunches at the bottom. 882 00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:10,000 883 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,350 But we cannot give in to the sadness. We 884 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:13,360 But we cannot give in to the sadness. We 885 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:17,270 But we cannot give in to the sadness. We must embrace these moments of light and 886 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:17,280 must embrace these moments of light and 887 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,549 must embrace these moments of light and hope and oxygen. Even MAGA is beginning 888 00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:20,559 hope and oxygen. Even MAGA is beginning 889 00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:23,190 hope and oxygen. Even MAGA is beginning to realize the depths of this man's 890 00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:23,200 to realize the depths of this man's 891 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,950 to realize the depths of this man's depravity. 892 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:24,960 depravity. 893 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,430 depravity. No matter how much we love the person, 894 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:27,440 No matter how much we love the person, 895 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:32,950 No matter how much we love the person, he's healing 896 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:32,960 897 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,789 and 898 00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:34,799 and 899 00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:38,710 and I do appreciate it. 900 00:22:38,710 --> 00:22:38,720 901 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,549 And to the dismay of Donald Trump and 902 00:22:40,549 --> 00:22:40,559 And to the dismay of Donald Trump and 903 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:44,230 And to the dismay of Donald Trump and his acolytes, an illiberal autocrat who 904 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:44,240 his acolytes, an illiberal autocrat who 905 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,230 his acolytes, an illiberal autocrat who controlled the media, stacked the 906 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:46,240 controlled the media, stacked the 907 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,549 controlled the media, stacked the judiciary, and manipulated the electoral 908 00:22:48,549 --> 00:22:48,559 judiciary, and manipulated the electoral 909 00:22:48,559 --> 00:22:51,430 judiciary, and manipulated the electoral process of his country has been crushed 910 00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:51,440 process of his country has been crushed 911 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,549 process of his country has been crushed because the people of Hungary stood up 912 00:22:54,549 --> 00:22:54,559 because the people of Hungary stood up 913 00:22:54,559 --> 00:23:01,110 because the people of Hungary stood up and said, "Fuck this. 914 00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:01,120 915 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:07,029 >> We must remember these moments of hope." 916 00:23:07,029 --> 00:23:07,039 >> We must remember these moments of hope." 917 00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:09,750 >> We must remember these moments of hope." I'm going to show you something. These 918 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:09,760 I'm going to show you something. These 919 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,590 I'm going to show you something. These are Hungarians. 920 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:11,600 are Hungarians. 921 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,549 are Hungarians. It's not where we are right now, but I 922 00:23:14,549 --> 00:23:14,559 It's not where we are right now, but I 923 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,029 It's not where we are right now, but I am starting to believe it is where we 924 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:17,039 am starting to believe it is where we 925 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:20,149 am starting to believe it is where we could be soon. Drink in their 926 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:20,159 could be soon. Drink in their 927 00:23:20,159 --> 00:23:22,789 could be soon. Drink in their jubilation. Take solace and strength 928 00:23:22,789 --> 00:23:22,799 jubilation. Take solace and strength 929 00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:25,750 jubilation. Take solace and strength from their joy. All right, that might be 930 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:25,760 from their joy. All right, that might be 931 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,110 from their joy. All right, that might be a little much, but you know what? Sure, 932 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:29,120 a little much, but you know what? Sure, 933 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:33,909 a little much, but you know what? Sure, it dance like that. And remember, as we 934 00:23:33,909 --> 00:23:33,919 it dance like that. And remember, as we 935 00:23:33,919 --> 00:23:36,470 it dance like that. And remember, as we grind through these next two and a half 936 00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:36,480 grind through these next two and a half 937 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,909 grind through these next two and a half years, it ain't over till the Freddy 938 00:23:39,909 --> 00:23:39,919 years, it ain't over till the Freddy 939 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:53,830 years, it ain't over till the Freddy Mercury sings. 940 00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:53,840 941 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,480 We'll get there soon.